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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

When Incest Goes Bad.

Nepotism in the bedroom: such an under-utilized idea.
So Donald Trump, that master of generating press, is now talking about how hot his daughter is, saying (with regards to her posing in Playboy): "well, she does have a very good figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her".

Oh... I long for a gentler, kinder time. A time when parents didn't lust after their offspring. Is that too much to ask?

And HOLY CRAP! EVEN MORE DISTURBING:
I just realized Ivanka here has a full-on nipple hard-on. For her DAD.

10 Comments:

Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

Yukkkk. And more yukkkkk. Would the world even tolerate The Donald if he weren't worth billions? He's repugnant, abhorrent, revolting, repulsive,repellent, disgusting, offensive, objectionable, cringeworthy, vile, foul, nasty, loathesome, sickening, nauseating, hateful, detestable, execrable, abominable, monstrous, appalling, contemptible, ghastly, gross and horrible. But that's just my opinion. Does he think scrutinizing Ivanka's body is okay because he's no longer married to her mother? Does he think at all? He is a major indicator of all that is terribly wrong with our society.

2:43 PM, March 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Donald is a legend. He's a great man. You have to admire someone who has managed to make so much money, it reveals many sterling character traits. I'm sure he's just expressing fatherly pride in his daughter. I mean, if a man can't joke about his daughter being a hottie, what has this world come to? We can't let the feminazis determine what we can and can't say. Rock on, Don!

3:26 PM, March 09, 2006  
Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

And one of the aforementioned things that is terribly wrong with our society is the blanket assumption that making a fortune is necessarily indicative of many sterling character traits.

6:15 PM, March 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's better than being a communist. Commies have no redeeming character traits. The Donald, not being a communist, worked hard and cleverly to make a fortune. That is admirable. His daughter isn't all that good looking. But at least he's proud of her, which is nice. And it's very nice of him to compliment her looks when she's not actually all that hot. Very affirming and empowering and all that touchy feely drivel. Maybe he is a communist after all.

7:32 PM, March 09, 2006  
Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

And you think referring to her as someone he might bed but for the unfortunate and doubtless silly little technicality of having sired her is empowering? Exactly how is that supposed to make his daughter feel like a valuable human being?

8:01 PM, March 09, 2006  
Blogger Lazy Asian said...

If he could, Donald would probably go out with himself...so this really isn't too much of a stretch.

4:26 PM, March 10, 2006  
Blogger ProudMary said...

EVEN MORE DISTURBING:
I just realized Ivanka here has a full-on nipple hard-on. For her DAD.

5:06 PM, March 10, 2006  
Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

I'm thoroughly chastened. Evidentally Ivanka feels like a valuable human being with a full-on nipple hard-on for her dad. Whoops. The family that prays together...

5:26 PM, March 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course Ivanka has a nipple jones for daddy -- I mean, what chick wouldn't want to do the nasty with The Donald? He's a powerful man. Rich too.

9:30 PM, March 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhhhhh... She's nipping, so what? Maybe she's cold. Doesn't mean she has the hots for her dad, jayzus...

Although I agree what he said about dating her is weird.

1:16 AM, December 14, 2009  

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