Put Yer City On the Map! The Illustrated "Rudeness Lives Here" Pictorial*.

So just a quick tally- here's the count so far (which may or may not be accurate, depending how sauced I was when I looked):

SoCal- (rude and self absorbed) 9
NorCal- (5? need more data. rude and....rude and... need more data.)
Midwest- Nada.
Southwest- 1 (rude and strange)
"Dixie" (Southeast)- 3 (rude and passive aggressive)
New York, NY: Start spreadin' the news... NYC might just be the rudest place around. Even though it appears to be less rude than Southern California-- you can't believe that, because I'm in SoCal, and I started this fiasco of accounting, so results are clearly biased. So let's just go out on a limb and call NY rude. We all know it... "rude" is to "new york" as "adam" is to "eve". That said, 5 counts of rudeness... (including the subsets "rude where body parts are used as lethal weapons"/ "rude and execratory"/ "rude and lewd".) Ah yes. A place I'm proud to call home. 5
Northeast, other- 1 (rude and overly academic)
Mid-Atlantic- 1 (rude and gritty)

These purely scientific results are likely to change, so check back!
* If you made it this far, you probably realize there isn't any picture. Hate to break it to ya, but there isn't any Santa Claus, either. However! once I get the time and inclination, there is actually a decent chance a pretty little picture may appear here for your viewing pleasure, so think of the title as a working title... a future statement, if you will. You may not like it, but hey: you think Santa deals out promises like that? You'll take what you can get. And like it.