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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Bob Dole, you big Stallion... is that you?

This sounds like the intro to a bad bar joke, but: a Berlin court ordered viagra to be given to a stallion after his new owner claimed he (the horse) was impotent and refused to pay the full asking price. (That's really true. I didn't make it up.) The buyer of the horse paid just a tenth of the price, claiming he (the horse, again. at least, we hope.) had only one testicle and failed to get frisky with a female pony.

All's well, though, Liepshin: "after a thorough exam", the vet found the tricky testicle... then dosed the horse with Viagra, at which time "it emerged (? the testicle? the situation? god knows-) he was fully functional". Subsequently the court ordered the buyer to pay full price. -I wonder if there have been any longitudinal studies as to the effect of viagra on equines. Or if this is now the super-wonder-drug for breeders, or really: what's next.

*** apropos of nothing, I also learned today that the German have a word, nay: a whole phrase for "backward children": in der Entwicklung zur├╝ckgebliebene Kinder. I am, despite myself, entranced. Get over here, Bob.


Anonymous Chanakin said...

Rest assured there were plenty of vertical studies.

I wonder how many pills you would need to give a horse? Not that I'm asking for advice. I'm just curious.

8:16 AM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous ProudMary said...

um--- just read this back over and thought to myself, "self! this one was kinda weird." sorry, all.

1:22 PM, March 23, 2006  
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7:57 AM, April 17, 2006  

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