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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Mortification of the Flesh.

Check out this dumb schmuck: his tongue is pierced and split.
This brings to mind a number of pressing concerns for me. Chiefly:

  • -Do both halves wiggle independently of each other? Or as if they're still joined?
  • -Can he still drink margaritas??

95 Comments:

Blogger djn said...

That's so gross. I would not kiss him.

12:11 PM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eww... its like a snake..

12:34 PM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats the grossesst tjing ever

2:44 PM, August 08, 2006  
Blogger bgeorge77 said...

I always wonder about people who do extreme piercings...

"This is what I need to do to myself, and I will be happier when I have done it."

I wonder about what they will think about things as they grow older. Sorta the tragedy of young people getting lots of tatoos, it locks them into whatever they were into at age 20.

4:05 PM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben- totally.
Nothing uglier than wrinkled, sagging tattoos... though I suppose, a wrinkled, sagging pierced and split appendage might be up there. betcha the old ladies in the nursing home're gonna want some.

5:35 PM, August 08, 2006  
Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Good lord, where did you find this? Can't you play canasta or something?

I'm with Ben. The only excuse for self-mutilation is youth. And it's not a very good one.

6:07 PM, August 08, 2006  
Blogger jali said...

Sad. Really sad.

Kind of scary too - what motivates a kid to have his tongue split, I wonder.

10:24 AM, August 09, 2006  
Blogger Chris Cusack said...

Is that Jeff Tweedy from Wilco?

1:31 PM, August 09, 2006  
Blogger Cibbuano said...

the tongue thing is pretty extreme... how much farther does this movement have to go?

Are they going to eventually cut a person in half? And they'll be saying 'Well, I feel SO defined by my body art'

5:03 PM, August 09, 2006  
Blogger bgeorge77 said...

"how much farther does this movement have to go?"

i've heard that some guys have even taken to surgically removing their penis and acting like a woman. but that might just be an internet rumor.

8:09 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he has done that for some kind of sexual kick then he deserve to die lonely. Freak.

10:22 AM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger Kallicles said...

"i've heard that some guys have even taken to surgically removing their penis and acting like a woman. but that might just be an internet rumor."

Yes, they're called Frenchmen.

5:56 PM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why toss a salad with one spoon?

12:32 AM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger Lazy Asian said...

i'm tired of seeing this guy's pic - post something new!

5:31 PM, August 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is a veritable stamp-licking machine (two at once!)... at least he can get a job at the post office (which is a good thing since no one else is gonna hire his sorry tongue-split ass!)

7:18 PM, August 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what do you think his nipples look like?

7:18 PM, August 20, 2006  
Blogger Ruby Blathergab said...

I dated that bastard Mary, and yes they move independently. It was mostly okay and almost orgasmic if I was:
A. Drunk and
B. Temporarily Blind.
Obviously ours was a love ill fated and I had to beat him to death with a bottle of Jim Beam. (He's currently taking up real estate in my freezer. I'm looking for a "fixer" to make it all go away.)

I've left you a comment our second to last post--it explains our extended absence and our intentions upon returning.

I can't wait to read through your blog and catch up! You crack this woman UP!

XO Ruby

9:25 PM, August 20, 2006  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: Religion and mortification of the flesh

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http://beepbeepitsme.blogspot.com/2006/08/spare-quarter-inch-plumbing-supply.html

8:22 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger Pickled Olives said...

Um, why would anyone do this to themselves intentionally? I can't think of one positive thing to say, except maybe:

Thank goodness Rick still had his tongue after that blender incident.

10:22 AM, October 23, 2006  
Blogger Lee said...

I saw a pic similiar to this where a dude had done this to his wee. Looked like a hot dog that had been in the nuker for WAY too long.

1:21 PM, November 06, 2006  
Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Mary, please come back.

We miss you!!

2:16 PM, December 03, 2006  
Blogger Chris Cusack said...

Every few weeks I click on this link and hope that you'll have posted something else . . . and every few weeks I'm disappointed. Damn.

12:50 PM, December 10, 2006  
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