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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Another New Word!


MOPED.
defn: a girl it would be fun to ride... but you don't want your friends to see you on (it) her.

Not being aware of a similar term for a man you're happy to hook up with in the privacy of your own chambers, but don't wish to debut in front of friends... I propose the term "Naturalizer". As in, "These hideously ugly yet strangely comfortable and functional shoes are great to wear around the house, but I wouldn't go to the emergency room for a life and death procedure wearing them!"

-PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU GOOD AND FAITHLESS READERS! Send me more slang-uage to learn. I'm having a grand old time with this. And if you should find yourself using the term "Naturalizer" in a sentence... by all means, lemme know.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Chanakin said...

"sklitch"

I don't want to sully your blog by posting the definition... but it's available online.

2:54 PM, April 06, 2006  
Anonymous ProudMary said...

You don't want to sully MY blog...? Impossible. But thanks for thinking of me. :)

4:56 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Lazy Asian said...

glad you're finally learning these terms...you'll find them quite useful in life.

7:16 PM, April 06, 2006  
Anonymous bella rossa said...

Hey proudmary,
Enjoying reading your blog - both witty and humorous.

You might be interested in the following. Some folks over at Berkeley decided to create a slang dictionary to help some of us decipher what the heck people are saying these days.

www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wrader/slang/index.html

8:36 AM, April 07, 2006  
Anonymous ProudMary said...

Bella Rossa:
Thanks! Always looking to improve my vocabulary. :)

10:25 AM, April 07, 2006  
Blogger banjoeyes said...

You mean we are really gonna have to look up the word "sklitch". Shit man.

1:23 PM, April 07, 2006  
Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

ENGAYED. I found this online (while looking up "sklitch.")

The Urban Dictionary defines it : The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

"Did you hear the news? Paul and Tom got engayed. I can't wait for their wedding!"

I hasten to add that I do not consider this a "dirty word" but thought it clever and kind of charming.

9:35 AM, April 11, 2006  
Anonymous ProudMary said...

of course you don't consider it a dirty word. that's 'cause your heart is in san francisco!! :)

1:24 PM, April 11, 2006  
Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

Oh, right. No wonder people look at us funny in public, a married couple of different genders. Pretty cutting edge, that.

3:48 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Pamela Hollosnap said...

This is too good! Ha Ha! Love it, "Naturalizer". They had to be good for something at some point in modern history. Thanks for the laugh!

10:37 PM, April 15, 2006  

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