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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

New Dirty Words I've Learned:

Ok, so maybe I'm coming late to the party. And maybe they're only quasi-dirty. But still.
These are the new phrases I have found to delight me:

  • "Butterface". A woman is attractive and otherwise do-able-- "but her face". Regardless of what it means, this is just plain fun to say. "butterface. butterface. BUTTTTERFAAACE!" Try it. You too will be addicted.
  • "Cleveland Brown". Similar meaning, but not as fun to say.
  • "PaperBag"- Ditto. As in, you want to put a paper bag over her head.

Is there an equivalent to these for men with great bodies and ugly faces? I don't think so. Why? Because women are superior creatures who don't objectify.


Anonymous Chanakin said...

I believe you non-objectifying women call them "Sugar Daddies"...

2:24 PM, April 04, 2006  
Anonymous ProudMary said...

oh. Yeah. Maybe you're right... except that has nothing to do with the old pretty-body/ugly-face conundrum. This is probably more ugly-body/ugly-face/pretty wallet...

2:26 PM, April 04, 2006  
Anonymous ProudMary said...

- oh, and by the way! there is NOTHING wrong with that!!

2:38 PM, April 04, 2006  
Anonymous heartinsanfrancisco said...

I think we're dealing with pragmatism in both cases.

11:49 PM, April 04, 2006  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here in Australia the term is "prawn".
As in "nice body, but rip off the head before eating".
It's actually applicable to both sexes, but I have seen it used more by women about men here.

Note: Prawn = shrimp or similar (apologies if note is not necessary)

11:05 PM, January 16, 2010  

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